关于幽默哲理的句子10句英文(关于幽默哲理的句子10句英语)

1. On a harmonious campus, the man cycling might be a doctoral advisor while the driver of a Mercedes could be a humble ground staff.

2. Not only does Lao Zi have a car, he even builds it himself!

3. The reason the college student in "Jane Doe" is not a nun is not because of her religious aspirations, but because she failed to pass the CET-4 and was rejected by the nunnery.

4. In our youth, we used to make faces at ourselves in the mirror; in our old age, the mirror remains flat.

5. Life is great when it's quiet, but quiet times can also be quite painful.

6. One day after graduating, my girlfriend sent me a text message, "We should break up!" Before I could process the sadness, she followed up with another message, "Oops, sent the wrong message." That was truly heartbreaking.

7. No need to worry about your girlfriend getting into trouble when she's with me. Just make sure she keeps laying those golden eggs, and we'll step on them immediately, without letting the principal or parents know!

8. Don't thank me yet, I might feel compelled to charge you later.

9. Knowledge is not like the Earth; it shouldn't be hoarded like a treasure.

10. When you fall, the best thing to do is get up and cry again. Life's about resilience and perseverance.

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