你朋友圈有没有一些幽默搞笑的句子英语(你朋友圈有没有一些幽默

1. "You're so juvenile now, it's square to the second, like a two-squared!" (Now you're so funny, you're like a square number two squared!)

2. "Sunshine warm, time serene. How dare I grow old without your visit?" (In the warmth of the sun and serene time, how can I resist growing old without your presence?)

3. "Pretending to be a city slicker. Nowadays, the Earth is just a small village." (I pretend to be a sophisticated city dweller, but these days, the world has shrunk to a small village.)

4. "Someone left their number, but when they called, I didn't answer. It's different with me I didn't even recognize the number!" (Some people left their contact numbers, but when they called, I ignored them. With me, it's different I didn't even recognize the caller ID!)

5. "Later my face, arms, belly, and thighs became good friends with fat, except for my chest." (Over time, my face, arms, belly, and thighs have become chummy with fat, but my chest remains untouched.)

6. "It took me a while to check my phone, but then I realized my texts are so valuable." (I took some time to respond to my phone, but then I realized that my text messages are priceless.)

7. "You stay there, I'm gonna run over!" (Hold tight where you are I'm coming over!)

8. "I smile at the sky from my sword and then go to sleep!" (With a sword in hand, I grin at the heavens and then drift off to sleep.)

9. "What is the topic of the exam essay? What is courage? I handed in my paper with just five words: 'This is courage!'" (The essay question was on courage. My response? A simple five-word statement: "This is courage!")

10. "If you want someone to think of you constantly, the best way is to borrow money from them and never pay it back." (To ensure someone keeps thinking of you, borrow money and never return it that'll keep them wondering!)

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